William H. Drummond writes

The Faerie Birthday Bash

At the faerie birthday bash 
Everybody had such fun 
They had mushroom ice cream mash 
And a cake shaped like the sun 
They played games (but not for cash) 
Which the hostess always won 
At the faerie birthday bash 
There was fun for everyone

The dryad and the gnome 
Sang a song and danced a prance 
And they would have danced to Rome 
If they were given half a chance 
But they knew they must go home 
So they only danced to France 
The dryad and the gnome 
Showed everybody how to dance

The stately unicorn 
Gave the birthday girl a ride 
And he let her hold his horn 
Though it was most against his pride 
His facade was finally torn 
When his smile he could not hide 
The stately unicorn 
Made her feel good inside

The water nymph, her friend 
Wore a very good disguise 
She waited till the end 
hen she sprang her big surprise 
She threw off her mask and then 
Showed her how friendship never dies 
The water nymph, her friend 
Was very, very wise

The old crone from the ice 
Tried to make the bash a bust 
She wasn’t very nice 
And she threw things and she cussed 
But the rest did not think twice 
They covered her with faerie dust 
Then old crone from the ice 
Saw her bad plans turn to rust